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Friday, December 14, 2012

I'm baaaaack! >:D + Little Inferno (PC) Review

Hi guys! Long time no see. Pérez finally reporting back for duty. Sorry I've been absent this past months, but this last university period was HORRIBLE for me. So far, it's my worst period. Happily, I managed to approve all my assignements (you can ask Judini how bad I was doing in a class). I approved my worst class thanks to its laboratory which represents 40% of the class's grade and I managed to score 34 in the lab :D I ended up finishing approving with a 64%, which is pretty dissapointing for me because I entered the period aiming for at least an 80%. Well, I hope I do better next period. It was kind of ironic for me that my best class was General Chemistry and I initially thought that it was going to be my worst class thanks to the lame Chemistry I received in my school XD

So, off-topics aside, I'm going to review Tomorrow Corporation's latest game, Little Inferno. You can find it for PC (which is the one I totally got legally... yeah right...XD) and Wii U. The Mac and Linux version are still in development.

General Aspects
Developer: Tomorrow Corporation
Release Date: November 18, 2012 (Wii U America), November 19, 2012 (PC), and November 30, 2012 (Wii U Europe).
Genre: Puzzle
Rating: T

Story
The game is basically about a kid who lives apparently by himself in a house. For some unknown reason, it has been snowing non-stop for a lot of time (so long that the inhabitants of the city can't recall since when it has been snowing). The kid gets a Little Inferno Enterntainment Fireplace from the Tomorrow Corporation.
The story is nice, but has its dark moments. There was a point where I was like O_______O
The game's story isn't the most important aspect of the game. For most of the game, you'll ignore it and continue to burn stuff. It's a nice and simple plot that won't win a prize, but its originality and dark twists sure are things that will stick with you.
Score: 7.5/10

Gameplay
The gameplay is very simple. You buy stuff, wait a few seconds to minutes for it to get delivered, and then burn it in your chimney. Simple as that. When you burn things, you'll get coins back so you can continue buying more stuff. Sometimes you'll also get some coupons that if you're desperate for your stuff to arrive fast, you can use them to instantly receive whatever you purchased. You also get to burn one-eyed spiders and I guess that some kind of flying one-eyed spider (I sincerely don't know how to describe it) O.O You also have to make some combinations of objects (combos) that you'll burn in order to get more catalogs (you buy stuff from the catalogs).
Since it's a simple gameplay and works perfectly, I can only give it a 10, because like I said, it works perfectly. I sincerely can't think of a way to improve the gameplay.
Score: 10/10


Sound
In the sound effects part, the game has really cool sound effects. It's great to hear children burnig alive and screaming (yes, you read correctly XD). The fire sounds completely real, so real that I feel that I'm camping with my scout group. You also get to hear various sound effects. Every object that you can burn, makes a different sound when they're burning. You'll get from screaming children, to fireworks, to explosions, etc.
In the music part, it almost nonexistent. I can only remember four songs on the entire game, which three were only background music when you read letters. I will make a distinction with the theme song of the game. It's simply great *-*
Score: 8/10

Graphics
The game obviously doesn't have Crysis 3-like graphics, but thats okay. Not all games have to be realistic. The game's graphics work perfectly for the game. You have cartoon-like graphics most of the time can also see to 8-bit graphics with some of the objects you burn. Fire kinda looks realistic.
The art style, like I said, works perfectly with the game. It helps set the mood of the game. I believe that they work so good, that if the game was made with realistic graphics, I would doubt that it would have the same impact.
Score: 10/10

Replay Value
Well, since this game is a single-player game, you would think that it won't have a big replay value, but you're wrong. The game is very short, but with the combos you have to make, the experience extends a lot. It's necesarry for you to achieve a certain amount of combos to continue advancing. I think that with just the necessary amount of combos, you could finish the game in 4 hours, but if you decide to achieve them all, it will take you a few more hours. I finished the game with all its 99 combos in 6 hours and 45 minutes. I can't say if all combos are difficult, since I had the bad luck of downloading the Spanish (Spanish from Spain) version, so some combos' names were really strange and difficult to guess how to make them (especially since Spain's Spanish is different from Honduras's and the game had some words that only Spanish people use). The main source of replay value is the game itself. In the beginning, the game tells you that there are no highscores, awards, etc., and that's the magic behind the game: you only have to burn stuff. After you've finshed the game, you can go back and and continue to burn more stuff and feed your pyromaniac soul (I definitely have one XD).
Score: 8/10

Veredict
Little Inferno is a short but awesome game. It will get repetitive for some people, but it will always be calming for others. The game is only USD $15, so I recommend you to get it.
Final Score: 9/10

I hope you give the game an opportunity :D

PÉREZ
Disclaimer: None of the images used in the review belong to me nor any member of the blog.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Mystery Duelist (Fanfic) Ep.3

Yo people of the Underworld, R. Jaggerjaquez here, sorry I've been kinda inactive but you know... I was kinda waiting for the feedback and then I noticed the feedback was sent to my mail rather than on the comment section below  -_- So after reading that I saw that you people kinda agreed to me posting the links to older creepys so as to avoid repeating the content, so that shall be done :3

On other news, I got addicted to League of Legends (aka LoL) and that's kinda the reason I didn't checked my mail xD anyways I'm still like level 22 or so, but if you want to play with me or anything, you can add me up my summoner name is (wait for it) XDNightmare (totally didn't expected it did you? xD)

Also, I recently got my hands on a fight stick :3 So I'm kinda practicing with it :P So if you wish to challenge me, feel free to add me PSN: XDNightmare, you can challenge me to Mortal Kombat 9, Soul Calibur IV, Soul Calibur V or Naruto Shipuuden Ultimate Ninja Storm Generations (or UNS 2 if you wish), becuz they're kinda the only fighting games I could afford as of now xDD

So anyways, now since I can't keep track of the Pokégod thingy, I'll have to work with what I have :( So I'll deliver it to you yet incomplete.... something I didn't want to do, but ohh well so sad :(

Now since I think I already left you with too much to think about, I'll deliver episode 3 of my fanfic "Mystery Duelist" also giving you some tracks to follow along to make it a little more interesting :P So here we go, I'll take you on a wild ride!! Also if you haven't read this series, here are the links:
Link 1: http://underworldhonduras.blogspot.com/2012/07/yare-yare.html
Link 2: http://underworldhonduras.blogspot.com/2012/09/mystery-duelist-fanfic-ep2.html


 
Zmoke: My turn. Draw. Normal summon, Technomancer Beast (Atribute Earth, Type Machine, Level 4, 1700 ATK/1000 DEF) in attack position.
A mechanical cerberus-like monster appeared on the field, leaving out a menacing roar before fixing its gaze at Power-Tool Dragon.
Zmoke: 4-card set. Turn concluded.
Four set cards appeared in Zmoke's field as its turn ended.
Luna: My turn, draw!

Luna's hand contains Sunlight Unicorn, Kuribon, Ancient Forest, Monster Reborn, Messenger of Peace and she drew Regulus.
Luna: Ok, I summon Regulus (1700 ATK/1000 DEF) in attack mode!
Regulus appears with a roar, as he nods at Luna, and she smiles.
Luna: Now I activate Messenger of Peace from my hand, now no monsters with more then 1500 ATK can declare battle so long as I pay 100 life points each of my stand-by phases.
Zmoke: Reverse card open, Mystical Space Typhoon, this card allows me to destroy one of your spell or trap cards. I choose Messenger of Peace.
A wild typhoon appears from Zmoke's played card as it went on to destroy Messenger of Peace on Luna's side of the field.
Luna: Ack!
Leo: Don't worry Luna, I'll protect you!
Luna: Thanks Leo.
Leo kept smiling at Luna while holding his thumb up in order to make her feel safer.
Luna: I end my turn!
Dragon smirks as he readies himself to start his turn.
Yusei: I don't like this...
Aki: Yusei, is everything ok?
Yusei: This duelist named Dragon.... what does he seek with this?
Jack: He'll just be another one to feel the king's wrath!
Yusei: I don't know if the kids can handle this...
Crow: Don't worry Yusei, Leo and Luna are capable duelists, they'll overcome this...
Yusei: Yeah... Leo, don't let your guard down!
Leo: I know! Bring it Dragon!
Luna (to herself): What will happen... if we lose?
Dragon: Ikuze! (Let's go!) Ore no tan! Dorovu! (My turn! Draw!)
Crow: What's up with this guy??
Yusei: He's... trying to speak... japanese?
Dragon: Hey, I can hear you...
Jack: Stop fooling around!
Dragon: My my, I'm just making this a little more entertaining.
Yusei: Entertaining?
Dragon: Well yeah entertaining for me, I get bored too easily, so I must keep it hype, isn't that right Zmoke?
Zmoke: Affirmative.
Dragon: Mmm I should probably add him some emotions or something...
Jack: Don't kid with us! make your move already!!
Dragon: Silence, let this mind game come into play, as I shall work my way through your senses, and get into you, until finally, you're on the verge of madness! I normal summon Flareth the Dragon King of Flames (Atribute Dark, type Dragon, Level 4, 1900 ATK/1200 DEF) in attack mode!
A dragon made of fire made its way into the field, as its flames ignited the field with its crimson color.
Dragon: Now, when Flareth is normal summoned successfully, I can special summon from my hand a level 4 or lower "Dragon King" monster, but it can't attack this turn, I summon Seidon the Dragon King of Torrents (Atr. Dark, type Dragon, Level 3, 800 ATK/2000 DEF) in defense mode.
A torrent of water suddenly appeared alongside Flareth, taking the form of an aquatic dragon in a defensive stance, growling lightly to itself as it closed its wings as a shield.
Yusei: Dragon Kings? I've never heard of them before.... neither of those Technomancers Zmoke uses...
Jack: It's weird... I've also never heard of them before...
Dragon: It's because they're not of this world.
Leo: What?!?
Luna: He's scaring me...
Aki: Explain yourself, what do you mean exactly "not of this world"?



Dragon: Don't worry Aki... you shall know soon enough... matter of fact, all of you will understand, the terror of the void!
Luna: The... void...?
Luna now shows a face of concern and full horror, as she doesn't senses that the place Dragon mentions as the "void" to be a nice place.
Leo: Don't worry Luna, I won't let him touch you!
Dragon: Can you really hold me back Leo? Fine, I'll let you be the first to taste my power, I activate the second effect of Flareth, when another "Dragon King" is present on the field, I can deal 500 direct damage for each "Dragon King" monster on my side of the field!
Leo: Wh.. what!??
Dragon: Ikuzo! Meteor Flame Bombs!
Flareth rapidly flapped its wings, sending small needle-like projectiles in Leo's direction, Leo covers his face with his arms, as the needles strike him.
Leo: Ahhhh! uh...
Luna: Leo! Are you alright???
Leo: Yeah I'm fine..
Leo and Luna's life points are reduced to 7000 life points while Dragon and Zmoke's life points are increased to 8500 life points.
Yusei: Wait, why did your life points increased?
Dragon: It's the second effect of Seidon, when I inflict damage to my opponent except by battle, I receive half the damage dealt as extra life points.

Crow: That's sick, while Flareth deals damage with his effect, he'll continuously be gaining life points back by the effect of Seidon...
Jack: His monsters are powerful...
Dragon: You haven't seen anything yet! I activate Seidon's first effect, I can banish a monster with "Dragon King" in its name from my deck, and during my stand-by phase, that monster is inmediatly added to my hand. So i think I'll send this card...
Dragon checks his deck and grabs a card, and he inserts the card in a slot in his duel disk.
Dragon: I set 2 cards face-down, and I end my turn.
Leo: This suddenly has become harder... But I won't give in to desperation! I'll show you what I'm all about!
Dragon: This is what I seek! Bring it on boy, show me what you got!
Luna: Good luck Leo!
Leo: Thanks Luna, it's my turn, I draw!!
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Jujuju cliffhanger's I don't want this duel to end so soon so I'll keep it here for now and go work in the Pokégods, in the next post I'll give you the dates I'll upload the missing 3 parts of the Pokégods, so stay tuned to us, and yeah, I'll try to be updating material so as to make your while coming here :P

This is it for today, see ya later Underworlders!!
The Koopa King draws nearer...
Rickz Jaggerjaquez

Monday, November 5, 2012

Ohh you didn't know??


Hello people of the Underworld, R. Jaggerjaquez here, well I know I said that I would post part two of the creepys on the 31st of October, but here, I'll tell you a little story...

On my search of some nice and spooky creepypastas, I received some mails of people sending me creepys that they wanted me to publish... which I had no problem doing so but... the things is this, majority of the creepys people sent me were creepys I already posted here... which I felt was something to think about, becuz either you people forget really easily, or the blog itself has new followers who didn't saw the old creepys, so I was torn between posting those creepys again or still looking for some new ones, becuz even though I know I shouldn't reuse material I already posted, I kinda feel bad for the new ones who didn't saw the old ones, so what I will do is the following:

Everytime I post a creepypasta, I'll give you the links of the past creepys for you to enjoy at your own discretion :3 So if you can please tell me what you think? Once I get enough feedback, I will resume the creepys more easily on me.

Please give me your thoughts in the comment section below!

See ya later people of the Underworld!!!
Two guns, one sword :3
Crimson Nightmare Jaggerjaquez

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Creepypasta Bonanza! (Halloween Motif)



Yo people of the Underworld, Rickz Jaggerjaquez here, I have been inactive for quite some time and I want to apologize for that, but I'll at least give you a rundown on what happened...
1) They cut my internet becuz I hadn't payed the month so I actually didn't have a way into the blog
2) I've been pretty much busy with classes T_T
3) I couldn't find time to even enter the blog :/

But now things are different, so I'll be able to catch up on what I owe, until now, I think I only owe the Pokégod... but well that story is kinda funny, I have to look out the info again becuz the site I was using as reference kinda died, but I will make them with anticipation and dish out specific date and time to publish the parts that are missing, so no problema with that also :D

Also I'm working on a new vid for the channel, those who saw our Kingdom Hearts Box Opening know what to expect, so check out the channel to see it head on xD

I also wanted to unform you guys that Sunday, Regionals were held here in Honduras, and I managed 9th place with my Blackwing deck, considering it was my first time and Blackwings are tier 3-4 as of now, I'm pretty proud of my achievement, even though it pains my that I could have actually made it Top 8 and I had a 4-0 record going on until an Infernity decimated me DX But next time it'll be different :D

BTW This 3 creepys are part of the special I'm making to commemorate Halloween and my recently passed bday as well xD so this creepy falls today and tomorrow 31st I'm uploading 3 more :3

Anyways the hell with off topics, I bring you sexy and out-of-the-oven creepypastas :D Remember not all creepys are supposed to scare you, some exist just to give out a message, other specialize in scaring the crap outta you or ruining your childhood, which is precisely what I'll do now xD for those who don't know about this I'm sorry, but you'll eventually find out, I prefer you to be warned :P IKUZO!! I'll take you on a wild ride!! Ohh wait MUSICA... MAESTRO!!

DESTROYER OF CHILDHOOD: SQUIDWARD'S SUICIDE
I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed.

There just isn't one.

I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it.

Now, since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the SpongeBob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months.

Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead animators and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work" instead of "Rock-a-bye-Bivalve" when SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card "Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.

One of the interns did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky music plays as is normal. The story began with Squidward practicing his clarinet, hitting a few sour notes like normal. We hear SpongeBob laughing outside and Squidward stops, yelling at him to keep it down as he has a concert that night and needs to practice. SpongeBob says okay and goes to see Sandy with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off.

While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight murmuring in the crowd before they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear malice in it.

Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers, we didn't question its appeal to children yet.

The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over his eyes and cried quietly for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.

The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.

Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 seconds of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.

The lead animation editor paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still photo of a dead child. He couldn't have been more than 6. The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his upturned face, popped. He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.

The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the child's death. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.

The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.

The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child. She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one intern, the only female in the room, ran out. The show resumed.

About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Squidward went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this episode. They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams.

Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames.
The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the photo was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was different. The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound by a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickling down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowly lift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink.

The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. Mr. Hillenburg arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the editor just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "DO IT" and we see in Squidward's hands a shotgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bed, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankly at it. Then the episode ends.

Mr. Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.

The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day nobody does.

There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.
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Jujuju nice one, I actually enjoyed this one, mainly becuz I do enjoy Spongebob xD ok on to the next one, go for broke! DJ bring teh music!!
 STADIUM.N64
I've been watching lets plays of Pokemon Stadium on YouTube recently, and They have brought back some great old memories, specifically the mini games. Me and my Brother used to get in to some very heated mini game duels and such, just like any other siblings. To the point of staying up many nights just hammering away on those A and B buttons. These times were great and I love them, but I want to tell you a story.

I swore never to tell anyone about this but here I am, typing this up. I was perusing around the internet recently for an N64 emulator. One that worked well and could run most games. I came across an emulator called Project 64. I found it easy to use and very convenient. I went crazy over the thought of how many old games I could now play again. DK 64, Mario Kart 64, some of the Mario Partys, and most of all, my beloved stadium. I found roms of all of the games I wanted and put them in a folder on my desktop. All of the games came in ZIP folders which I found pretty common on the internet and when you unzip them you usually get a READ THIS file and the rom.

"I was ready to play Pokemon Stadium again"...I regret every word of that last sentence. After unzipping that file The contents of that folder were a bit strange. The usual READ ME file name was changed to DON'T READ THIS. I thought it was some joke the uploader was pulling. I decided not to tempt fate and just started the game up. The game file was called Stadium.n64 a common thing in emulation and roms to see. Upon the game starting up, the normal Pikachu cry you hear at the Nintendo logo was not to be heard, but then the cut scene happened.

You remember that cut scene don't you? The Pokemon showing off in 3D and all, none of that was to be found in what I was playing. All I heard was a low pitched version of the music that plays during the cut scene. It was very unsettling at first but I was not prepared for what came next. When the title screen appeared the only thing there was the title itself. No Pokemon in the background, no music, nothing.

I thought, "OK this guy is messing with me." I pressed the A button and It went straight to the mode select screen. It skipped the screen where it showed what controllers were connected. Upon looking at the menu more I could see the sky was a dark red color. Kinda like the night sky for the round two part of the game. The Magneton cursor was still there but They had no magnets around them, just the circle part of them was there. I saw what appeared to be a really depressed Charmander walking around the menu and I said "Well... that's new..." I moved the cursor over the mini games and was ready to play when the Charmander stopped the Magneton in its path. All Charmander did was, held out his arm and then looked at me and shook his head in a disagreeing motion.

I thought "perhaps now wouldn't be a good time for mini games huh?" Charmander just kept looking at me with a really sad look in his eyes and then pointed towards the free battle stadium. I remembered what it looked like in my old game, it had two Pokemon standing across from each other, but now it just had two sad looking Ghastlys looking at me. Charmander pointed towards the gym leader castle. Which was nothing... It had been reduced to nothing but rubble. Charmander urged me to pick the gym leader castle.

When I did finally pick it, The music was a low demonic rumble of what had appeared to be the music that normally plays on that select screen. I went ahead and moved the magneton cursor over the remains of what what appeared to be Brock's castle. The image that appeared in the little box was one I never hope to see again. The image showed Brock with one eye missing and blood coming out of the other one. Again with a very solemn look on his face. Charmander then appeared out of the corner and shook his head. A text box appeared over charmander and it said "WHO DID THIS? WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?" The cursor then moved up to Mistys rubble of castle. She appeared to have no hair and a part of her brain could be seen coming out of her head in the picture, and like everything before she had a very, very sad look on her face. I couldn't take much more of this when charmader's text box appeared once again. This time it said "WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER LIKE THIS? WHO MADE US DO THIS?" Not wanting to go further up in the rubble I frantically pressed the B button. I then was back at the mode select screen. Charmander soon appeared, He then pointed to the stadium. I never thought a choice box would appeared, but one did.

It asked, "Would you like to visit the stadium?" "YES" "NO" Thinking to myself "I really don't want to hurt Charmander's feelings" I went ahead and selected yes. Once inside, the stadium modes appeared normal, but in the pictures again had Pokemon with very sad looks on their faces. Some missing body parts, eyes, even some with stitched up mouths. Charmander appeared again, shaking his head like normal, then his text box appeared. "ALL WE WANTED TO DO IS PLAY." "WHY DID SHE HAVE TO HURT US LIKE THIS?" Not knowing who this "she" was, I just shook my head. Charmander then took me over to Professor Oak's lab.

Oak then appeared, He was missing an eye, and he had a stitched up mouth. All it said in the green text box was "...w-why?..." Charmader then took me to the trophy hall. Apparently all of trophies had been unlocked and then Charmander started to take me down that long painful hall. Most of the trophies of the smaller Pokemon had been crying tears of blood and all of the trophies of the bigger Pokemon had, stitched up mouths and missing body parts. Some of their eyes seem to have been getting bigger when we went farther down the hall. At the end of the long walk. We then reached charmanders trophy plate. He put his head down and started to cry...

When he looked back at me he was missing an eye and was crying tears of blood, but this time had a very angry look on his face. He took me to the mini game plaza, Nothing was there. Everything was ablaze. My childhood had been crushed. Charmader then appeared then a text box saying "DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?" "YES" "NO" I quickly picked yes. Charmander then started up the Run Rattatata Run minigame. But It had no rattatas. Just charmader, I had to play with him. The normal walls that you had to jump over were now spike plates. I missed one and the game was over.

Charmander then appeared, he had three puncture holes in his stomach. He then said "LETS PLAY MORE" He then took me to the Clafairy says mini game. Which had been replaced with Gengar as the teacher. This Gengar had the worst stitched up mouth I had seen that night. The game then started. "ATTENTION!" "REMEMBER THIS!" <- -> <- -> . One ghastly and charmander had got it wrong. The hammer came out. SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! Charmander had lost his left harm. The ghastly had been reduced to a pool of purple blood....The game ended. Charmander then said "MORE FUN. COME ON LETS PLAY MORE." He then took me to the Rock Harden mini game. Charmander was the only one on the playing field. 3! 2! 1! GO! I then thought to my self..."Oh no! Charmander can't use harden!" BONK! BONK! BONK! Charmander had then lost his tail. The game ended.

Charmander then said "One...more...just play one more with me..." He then took me Thundering Dynamo. I thought "No way in hell this could be good" The game started 3! 2! 1! GO! Almost immediately the thunder was unleashed, ZAP! ZAP! BEZZZZERRRT! ZAP!. Charmander's body had been reduced to ash...The screen cut to black. Text then appeared "What has happened here tonight must never been spoken of. You must not re-tell this story in anyway, or YOU will be next." Guess I'm next huh?

I still wonder why Charmander wanted to go through all of that pain. I never did boot that rom up ever again. The .txt file called "DO NOT READ THIS" Is still untouched. I have never been able to look at Pokemon Stadium the same way ever again.
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Why Charmander why?! T_T *wipes tears off¨* ok the final one for today... T_T

ENDERMAN FROM HELL
Well I was playing Minecraft at 2 am one day. It was dark and I was over my house standing guard in the background when I saw a black figure with two red eyes (I did not know it was called Enderman). I panicked a lot because that shit increasingly came closer and closer. What I was traumatized of was that at dawn it did not burn like other monsters, so I got to my house, I saved the game and turned off my pc. The next day, when I played, the Enderman was nowhere to be found. I spent the day thinking about that shit while Minecrafting and when it got dark, I saw two endermen, but they already were normal. The next day Danny told me that Enderman can only have black eyes, and I had chills up my spine D:
And Danny also found no more explanation except that he was possessed or my illegal copy of the game was hacked XD

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Sounds familiar? Yeah, that's Pérez speach right there this creepy happened to him xD

Yare yare... I guess this is it for now, tomorrow I catch up with the final round of creepys commemorating Halloween :D

See ya later Underworlders!!
Because two guns are always better than one.
Rickz Jaggerjaquez

Sunday, October 7, 2012

The strongest servant in Fate/Zero



Good morning/evening/noon/night depending the time you may be reading this. The purpose of my post is quite simple, I want to write a really freaking cool argument that ranks the servants that appear in Fate/Zero (if you haven't seen the anime or light novel I highly suggest it is a must-see material). I really love this anime so I think that now that I have studied every servant and their abilities I can create a non-noob list completely impartial to every servant. Note that if you disagree it's perfectly OK, I can't demand you to think the way I do. Without further filler (of course I'll put he overview as always), I will begin my list.

Overview
This list consists on a ranking of the servants that appear in Fate/Zero from weakest to the most overpowered, I will put the reasons why I ranked them this way in every position. If you feel confused by my explanation then go see a doctor. I placed a stat diagram which shows the strength of parameters, it's quite easy to understand.
The stat follow this order:
RANK
VALUE
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A
50
100
150
200
B
40
80
120
160
C
30
60
90
120
D
20
40
60
80
E
10
20
30
40

7
(Assassin) Hassan-i Sabbah
I just want to mention something and is a little fact, you see my reader, the Assassin that appears in Fate/Zero is not one servant, but 80 of them! Yes, you didn't misread or I misspelled, they are 80 servants. Multiple incarnations of Assassin, despite being so many his stats are quite mediocre and are:
-Strength: D
-Endurance: D
-Agility: B
-Mana: E and
-Luck: B,
which are the worst sum of stats of all classes. The Assassin class is a special class since they cannot handle a servant properly, neither can they fight them with overwhelming power, the only good thing the Assassin class know is: stabbing a master from the shadows and being very silent, they don't have any other abilities. The Assassins also are quite fragile and very weak since Rider took 2 at the same time with Little effort and Gilgamesh finished one with bare effort, later in the series Rider defeats the remaining 77 Assassins with his noble Phantasm and the fight lasted less tan a minute, sorry but even with numerical force they just are pretty weak.
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(Caster) Gilles of Rais
AKA as Bluebeard, this guy is a sadistic sociopath that likes to kill children and believes that Saber is Joan of arc, still that's another story for another timethe reason he is not up there is quite simple, the caster class is next to the assassin class, the weakest class in the holy grail war. They usually tend to be the first to fall not to mention their stats are quite mediocre with the exception of their great mana stat. The caster class stats are:
-Strength: E
-Endurance: E
-Agility: C
-Mana: A and
-Luck: B,
which aren't too favorable against a melee based opponent like Lancer or Berserker. Now with the actual feats he made, he really couldn't fight in a straight fight against any other servant and required a good amount of prep time just to be in the same grounds with Saber. The prep time he needs to be effective is his greatest weakness since he needs to: gather hosts for his demons, summon the demons, supply himself with mana, plan a way to flee in case he gets screwed ,etc… his greatest weapon with his noble phantasm Cthulhu (which is basically he summoning a giant octopus) was quite fearsome since the intervention o f 3 servants was needed to stop him. The Cthulhu form enables him to regenerate wounds at incredible speeds, but if destroyed with a single hit everything is doomed, and actually that happened when Gilles met Excalibur… sorry Bluebeard, you ain't going higher

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(Lancer) Diarmuid Ua Duibhne
This guy is just awesome! He is a noble knight, a ladies-man without even trying and a force to be reckoned of. He is probably along with Saber and Berserker the best melee class. His stats are also very good in all aspects which are:
-Strength: B
-Endurance: C
-Agility: A
-Mana: D and
-Luck: E.
His noble phantasm consists in two lances, a long red lance known as Gae Derg that makes magical weapons, armor and any other magical related item useless, the short yellow spear he wields known as Gae Buidhe has the effect of making the wounds caused by the use of this weapon to never heal unless the lance is broken. He is frankly one of the top dogs classes with Archer and Saber since these 3 classes are highly resistant or immune to magic. He is very agile and strong, a complete master with his lances and mind playing. The only reason he is not up there is because he doesn't have a “if I activate this noble phantasm I automatically win” or” I use this you're cells are gone”. Despite this, he would murder and butcher the Caster in a spontaneous combat and Assassin. he was a formidable opponent to Saber even reaching the point to harm her (of course if Saber would had Avalon at the time she would had stomped him like nothing)! Still he is one of my favorite servants for his noble personality and heart. Still Diarmuid you ain't going higher.

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(Berserker) Lancelot
Copying what Rider said to define him I say : “To be a crazy dog, he is really skilled”. The Berserker class just like the Assassin class has limited supply of skills which consist in basically “get pumped up with my mad enhancement and destroy things! Argh!” and that is what a Berserker is, a beast which fights like a madman crushing everything in his path with amazing speed and strength, however this is not for free since the Berserker class is in fact the class that drains their master's mana supply like a giant vacuum. So if you ever have one of these they will literally eat your mana until you die( in the first 4 holy grail wars all the masters of a Berserker died due to the extreme fatigue of feeding their servant). The Berserker stats are quite low when not in mad enhancement, however when they use it, be prepared… his base stats are:
-Strength: C
-Endurance: D
-Agility: D
-Mana: E and
-Luck: E.
Alright, that seems a bit low if you see well, but as I said when they use mad enhancement they rise to clouds. The Berserker that appears in Fate/Zero is a complete badass in the full sense of the word. He faced Gilgamesh and survived! He can take anything he grabs and turn it into his weapon (a Rank D weapon) and can morph like Mystique. He is very fast, agile, resistant and strong. The only thing this guy needs to be on the top is brain and a super population destructive weapon. When he transforms into Lancelot, he gains his “true” weapon Arondight, a sword that could be called a “sister” of Excalibur, but not as strong as Excalibur. His strength,speed, and by far his coolness makes him a complete badass knight. Still my dear friend, the black knight won't go higher due to the fact he was defeated by a Saber without Avalon and survived with Gilgamesh by sheer luck since Gil wasn't fighting seriously. I highly think that if Ricardo ever watches Fate/Zero he will like this guy as much as I like him. Still you are well ranked.


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(Rider) Alexander the great or Iskandar
Remember what I said about Diarmuid being awesome? This guy is even cooler and stronger! Not to mention he is the most charismatic character in Fate/Zero. The Rider class is a bit hard to explain since they are always so different in the methods or weapons they use to fight. Any definition I could give would be too rigid, but I can say a ll Rider servant has a hell of a noble phantasm and usually “ride” something to attack. In the case of Iskandar, he rides a chariot carried by divine bulls that are from his daddy Zeus. The rider class stats are:
-Strength: D
-Endurance: D
-Agility: B
-Mana: C and
-Luck: E
He is a demigod and thus is stronger than a mere mortal. The bulls that carry his chariot can fly, allowing him to reach incredible distances quickly. He can attack as a melee and as a ranged warrior since he can throw up lightnings (remember who his daddy is). He is a tall muscular man of great force, but his true power lies in his charisma and personality which have earned him the tittled of one of the most popular servants (he is my third favorite servant, and this is just coincidence). Despite Rider's skills are great, his noble phantasm is something may cause you to pee yourself. His noble phantasm Ionian Hetairo (march of the King) creates a reality marble (basically a place in your mind outside reality) which brings ALL HIS ARMY! Seriously, his army is fearsome and BIG, more than a million brave soldiers butchering you! His noble phantasm is so powerful that with Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon they are considered EX noble phantasms or so powerful that they are in a league of their own. Despite that even Ionian Hetairo is very powerful, it was unable to defeat Gilgamesh (sad moment for me when he died ). Still, Rider you are one of he top dogs here and just for a funny fact the top 3 is made only by kings XD. Still this guy is just freaking awesome, but being the King of all conquerors won't make you get higher. If you wanna see his broken noble phantasm here is a link to it:

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(Saber) Arturia Pendragon or King Arthur
I will not lie here. She is my favorite servant and the one i really cheer up since she is so calm, cute and very kindhearted, but at the same time reserved. She is called in many times to be the “best class” since the Saber class which are basically knights that wield swords have base stats of:
-Strength: A
-Endurance: B
-Agility: B
-Mana: C and
-Luck: D,
which by the sum of stats are the highest of all classes. She is very fast and strong. Her ability of invisible air makes her sword invisible to the foes' eye. She has a special ability that was granted by the lady in the lake and consists in the fact she cannot sink and can walk in the water like I am Weasel. She is extremely good in melee fights like Lancer and Berserker, even reaching the point of being the pinnacle of melee skills. She has a natural skill which allows her to heal like Wolverine as time passes, but one of the things that makes her so feared among other servants is her divine sword Excalibur which is an A+++ noble phantasm. The ability of Excalibur allows her to send burst stream of light that destroys anything it comes in contact with. It is so powerful it defeated a giant octopus with a single hit and destroyed even the holy grail container. Her true brokenness comes when the sheath of Excalibur, Avalon, comes to play. With Avalon, any injury Saber receives is automatically repaired and projectiles are canceled. Which, if you have half a brain, know that you are pretty much screwed with this. If she has Avalon, she can fight eternally without fatigue and her mana is also replenished, which means Excaliblasts all day. Despite being my dear favorite servant and being plain broken, she is not number one. Sorry Arturia, even being the King of England won't take down the King of heroes… if you wanna see how broken Excalibur really is take a look at this:

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(Archer) Gilgamesh
Despite Danny dislikes him, he is the most broken servant ever! His base stats aren't really that important for him, but I will put them and they are:
-Strength: C
-Endurance: C
-Agility: C,
-Mana: E and
-Luck: E
The thing that makes Gilgamesh so damn broken is that he is “ the King to whom all treasures were granted”. This means he has more tan 1000 weapons, wine from the best quality, a flying machine (don't know how he got it), paints, sculptures and even an eternal youth elixir. There vast fortune is stored in a dimensional gate known as Gates of Babylon. Gilgamesh can access them at anytime and everyplace he wants to, but you may ask this: “OK he has many stuff, but how is he the strongest?” Well, the question is answered with the fact that he can summon this vast number of weapons of all type at any moment and span your opponent to death summoning blades, spears, scythes, and even chains. This technique is extremely effective since in Fate/Stay Night, he defeated Lancer in less than 12 seconds and took down Heracles 12 lives without a scratch. He defeated Rier and his vast army with his single and most powerful weapon known as Ea. Ea is the strongest weapon to date in the Fate franchise since it is the only “anti-world weapon” that annihilates anything. It is so powerful that Gilgamesh only uses it against worthy opponents like Rider or Saber. He has a chain named after his best friend called Enkidu which is an “anti-god weapon” that binds gods and demons to it, leaving them powerless. Even the creator of the franchise Kinoko Nasu has stated that if Gilgamesh would fight seriously he could easily defeat the other six servants in a day. The only flaw he has is his extreme overconfidence and arrogance since he usually doesn't go seriously against his foes or even considering them foes. He is definitely the ultimate servant.

Final words.
If you read to this point I'm quite amazed. Nah, just joking. Still it was very fun to do this and even more for you to comment on this. If you disagree, I would like to see your opinions so that I can learn since I don't think I know it all. Still, I hope you can comment on this and watch Fate/Zero. Without further ado have a nice morning/noon/night my readers.

KAISER NEBUR

Friday, September 7, 2012

Mystery Duelist (Fanfic) Ep.2

Yare yare... R. Jaggerjaquez here... I know what you're thinking, but hear me out will ya? The parts of the Pokégod theme will be given out on a 2-day basis, hoping they don't get bumped before hand so as to make sure the most people read it, so I'm preparing them in advance so as to them simply being posted when they have too :P So expect it soon, for now, I present to you my fanfic's (now named Mystery Duelist) episode 2, so hang tight, I'm gonna take you on a wild ride!!

The scene turns around Yusei's workshop garage. Yusei is working on his D-Wheel, Jack Atlas is drinking coffee, and Crow Hogan arrives:
Crow: JACK!! Stop wasting our money like that!!
Jack: I'm not wasting the money, I'm buying things the king will need to keep his spot on the throne.
Crow: Yeah right, either way, Yusei's the king now
At this, Crow smirks and Jack gets mad.
Jack: What did you say?!?!
At this, Crow and Jack have their stare fixed on each other.
Yusei: Alright Crow that's enough.
Crow: I'm not doing anything bad Yusei, I'm just putting the king in his place.
Jack: What?!?! Do you wanna duel me?!?!
Crow: Sounds right Jack!
Yusei: Jack... remember the Wheel of Fortune is under maintenance.
Jack: Ohh... that's right.
Crow: Good for you, I'd kick your butt anyways.
Crow begins laughing while Jack scolds him. At this moment, Leo and Luna arrive, Leo seems agitated, while Luna seems preocuppied for his brother.
Leo: Yusei!!! I saw him again!! Luna is a witness! He appeared at our room!! and he stole my Power-Tool Dragon!
Yusei/Jack/Crow: What?!?!
Leo: He took my most powerful monster... how am I supposed to duel now??
Yusei: Don't worry Leo, will find him, and get Power-Tool back.
Leo: Thanks Yusei!
Luna: You should be more careful on where you leave your cards Leo.
Leo: Come on Luna, it is our home, how to know someone could sneak so easily and escape as easily!
Yusei: Could you explain to us how exactly he got in?
Crow: Yeah! It would help a lot.
Leo: I can't really explain, he just appeared and vanished instantly.
Suddenly, a dark mist began surrounding where the five of them where, it materialized right in the center.... a human figure! Yusei held the kids behind him, Crow and Jack went to Yusei's side, preparing for battle, as the figure materialized completely.
??????: Hello.... signers.
Yusei: Who are you?
Crow: Are you the one who stole Leo's Power-Tool???
Jack: Answer us!! What do you want from us??
??????: Ahh... yeah, where are my manners? My name is Dragon.... Dragon Reddoaizu.
Yusei: Dragon?
Jack: Hmpf, don't kid with us! What kind of name is that??
Dragon: If you have something to say about it keep it to yourself, ex-king.
Jack: What did you just say?!?
Yusei: Jack calm down! he's just provoking you.
Dragon: There's no need for that.... at least for now.... Leo isn't it?
Dragon points his gloved finger at Leo.
Leo: ye... yes....
Dragon: Here...
Dragon throws a card in Leo's direction and he catches it, it is revealed it is his missing Power-Tool Dragon.
Leo: My... my Power-Tool!!!
Yusei: I don't get it.... why did you stole it if you were going to return it anyways???
Dragon: I needed it for my experiment.... as well as all of your signer dragons...
Crow: You must be wrong of the head if you think will hand over our dragons Reddoaizu!
Jack: Don't count on it.... Dragon!
Dragon: No need, I already took them, and return them to their original positions...
Yusei: What?!?!?
Crow: You can't be serious!!
Jack: But.... how is it possible???
Dragon: I have a special ability that let's me short warp from place to place, and I did it perfectly, up until Leo managed to spot me....
Leo: ....!
Dragon: I'll be sincere with you, I came here to beat all you signers.
Yusei: For what purpose??
Dragon: That's none of your business... Yusei. Let's just have it, that I want to beat the strongest duelists around...
Jack: If what you want is to duel with us we couldn't have it any other way!!
Crow: Bring it on!! I'll be your opponent!!
Dragon: Don't be so eager... Crow, I'll beat all of you in a sistematic way, ascending from bottom.... all the way to the top.... and my first opponent will be.... you two!! Leo and Luna!!
All in the room were surprised by this announcement. Leo and Luna looked on in horror as Dragon began walking towards them.
Jack: Let them out of this!! They are only kids! I'll be your opponent! Let's have a duel!!
Yusei: Dragon! Jack is right! Let any of us be your opponent, but let the twins out if it!!
Dragon: I'm sorry, but I'm supposed to beat you all, and unluckily for them they are included...
Yusei: Dragon!!
Leo: Don't worry Yusei!
Yusei, Jack and Crow all stare back down at Leo, as he holds up his thumb.
Leo: I'll beat him no problem, trust me!
Yusei: Leo....
Jack: At least he shows some guts.
Luna: Don't forget about me! I'll fight too!!
Dragon: Yes, we'll have a tag duel indeed, let me present to you my partner...
A gray cloud suddenly appeared alongside Dragon, it began developing an orange aura around itself, as it fused with the gray cloud and finally coming to life.
Dragon: I present to you.... Zmoke... the cyber duelist.
Zmoke is a robot, composed of gray metal platings and orange rimmings, as well as glowing orange eyes covered by a helmet.
Zmoke: Awaiting commands.
Leo: I'm not scared! I can beat you! I won't let you harm Luna!
Luna: Thank you Leo!!
Dragon: Fine.... Let's go outside, Zmoke follow my lead.
Zmoke: Affirmative.
Dragon and Zmoke shortwarped outside to the Main Plaza, with Leo, Luna and the others coming shortly afterward. An engine can be heard at the distance, Dragon's D-Wheel appears, and parks itself behind Dragon. He approaches the D-Wheel, and takes out the Duel Disk and his deck. Shortly afterward, another engine can be heard, this one passed by Dragon and parked beside Yusei. The female rider removes her helmet, revealing herself to be Akiza Izinski.
Aki: Yusei!! I saw that rare D-wheel that appeared out of nowhere and was riding without a rider, and I followed it here... who is he? and what is that robot?
Yusei: Aki, glad you came, that duelist is Dragon Reddoaizu, apparently he wants to defeat us all, and that robot is known as Zmoke, and he's Dragon's servant... Luna and Leo are about to duel with them.
Leo: Aki! Watch as Luna and I defeat this guy and his robot!
Luna: Give it your all... Leo.
Leo: You too Luna, don't worry, I'll protect you!
Dragon comes to Zmoke's side.
Dragon: The rules are simple, we'll follow the common Tag Duel rules, you can't give tips to your partner and you can't exchange strategies, you can only play with what they left you on the field. We'll play 8000 LP a piece, once the LP reach zero, you lose.
Leo: We already know that!! Let's duel!
Dragon: My my, aren't we impatient? Idaro (very well)..... Zmoke! Initiate battle mode!
Zmoke: Battle mode engaged! Time to duel!
Dragon/Zmoke/Leo/Luna: DUEL!
Dragon: Senku owarida! (First turn's yours!)
Leo: Alright!! My turn! Draw!
Leo's hand contains Morphtronic Celfon, Morphtronic Bind, Morphtronic Accelerator, Morphtronic Boarden and Morphtronic Radion, he just drew United We Stand.
Leo: I'll start with this, Morphtronic Celfon in attack mode!!

Morphtronic Celfon ATK 100/DEF 100

Leo: Now I'll activate Celfon's effect! DIAL ON!!!!!!!!
Celfon's chest numbers begin blinking randomly, and it stops at 3.
Leo: Alright! I get to look at my top 3 cards, and if a Morphtronic is within them, I can special summon it to the field!
Leo draws 3 cards, Monster Reborn, Morphtronic Scopen and Double Tool C&D.
Leo: Yes!! I get to special summon Morphtronic Scopen! Also in attack mode!!

Morphtronic Scopen ATK 800/DEF 1400

Leo: Now Scopen's effect! It let's me special summon a level 4 or lower Morphtronic monster from my hand, now come! Morphtronic Radion!

Morphtronic Radion ATK 1000->1800/DEF 900
Morphtronic Celfon ATK 100->900/DEF 100
Morphtronic Scopen ATK 800->1600/1400

Leo: Now, I'll tune my Scopen with my Radion for a Synchro Summon!!

Leo: Docking strength with courage to protect the earth's peace! Synchro Summon! Envoy of love and justice, Power Tool Dragon!

 Power-Tool Dragon ATK 2300/DEF 2500
Morphtronic Celfon ATK 900->100/DEF 100

Crow: Excelent! Leo got his ace monster at the first turn!!
Leo: Now! Power-Tool Dragon's effect let's me get a random equip spell from my deck to my hand!
Leo's duel disk begins shuffling, laying out a card, Leo takes it, it is Double Tool C&D
Leo: Yes!! I equip Power-Tool Dragon with Double Tool C&D!! and I set one card face-down..... I end my turn!!
Luna: Nice work Leo!
Leo: Thanks Luna!
Yusei: Impressive, Leo.
Jack: Don't let your guard down!! You still don't know what deck your opponents are using!
Dragon: Zmoke, take our first turn.
Zmoke: Affirmative.... I draw!
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To be continued......
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Yeah I also hate the cliffhangers but I still haven't decided on the decks they are gonna use xD so wait for part 3 :D

This is it for today, see ya later Underworlders!!

Imagine C. Sub-Zero with all the blue parts orange... something like that is Zmoke.
Break the mask of death, and you'll see, there's nothing behind it to fear.
Rickz Jaggerjaquez

Sunday, August 26, 2012

The Legend Revives....Part 1/??? (100k Views :D)


Hallou people of the Underworld! Rickz Jaggerjaquez here, and now, I present to you, an XDNightmare productions in contribution to Underworld Honduras... KOI!
Now that the 100K views is taken care of by my unusually large logotype, I'm going to present a topic, one of interesting proportions that I remember back from my days (though barely, but the term is familiar to me, and to any TRUE Pokémon fan out there) of playing Gold and Red. Now remember, I'm not judging anyone who doesn't know about this, but this is part of Pokémon history, and we as gamers, should know about gaming lore or such, so consider this part of my Underworld Specials, for as to we continue to enrich our gaming knowledge, so without further adew....
POKÉGOD.... THE LEGEND REVIVES
Nobody is certain who or from where Pokégods came from, but back in the day of Pokémon Red&Blue, this was the phenomenom, this were one of the most constant topics where you would comment with your friends the existance of Pokémon superior to the known to man, in that case, a Pokémon stronger than Mewtwo. This Pokégods, as they were known, were passed down through groups of friends to others in the recess time, where this were received by one claiming to have a Pokégod, or to know a trick on how to encounter one, but this were kept as rumors, even though, some brave people attempted this tricks in hopes of obtaining a Pokégod. Something interesting, is that some tricks for obtaining a Pokégod required the player to not use any gamesharks, which cut about half of the people trying to obtain a Pokégod, but some tried the tricks as they were given, just becuz there was hope in the existance of this beings, which brings us to the first Pokémon considered Pokégod in history.....

MEW.... THE FIRST POKÉGOD

Nowadays, Mew is very common, and we have a lot of info about it, but back in the days of Red&Blue, any info about Mew was scarce, and therefore, there was no easy way to know for sure how Mew was obtained, it was of the few Pokémon that achieved the status of Pokégod on its own, and with Mew, the phenomenom began, as everybody were after Mew, and there was no certain way of obtaining him in game, of course, some of you may argue that Mew is obtainable via the Mew glitch in Red&Blue, but that wasn't known back then. Here I'll give you some of the tricks and ways people gave away as the method to obtaining Mew.
*1) Mew after the Elite 4

What to say? In simplicity and beyond, one was required to beat the Elite 4 in a determined fashion or in a determined number of times, the number of times varied, some going over 100, which was really a pain in the arse considering just one time is extremely hard, but some tried and tried, and cried when they lost at the 99th win or so, some variations included carrying a Gengar (dark) and Clefairy (light) in the team, both at level 50, and after defeating Blue, chaos (Mew) would appear, or something like that I don't remember well, another variation included winning the Elite 4 and Blue himself without using any healing items.... like for real??
*2) Mew under the truck

Well, who doesn't know or at least haven't seen that truck that appears near the S.S. Anne? True, the only way to reach there is through cheating devices, but it wasn't rare for someone to say that there was a way to move the truck using Strength (the Pokémon move Strength) and that under it, Mew can be battled, others say that Mew was the truck itself, an illusion or a transformation of sort in order to allure players far away from it, but until now, that truck is just there for aesthetic uses :P
*3) Mew instead of diploma

Remember that nice diploma you receive when you obtained all 150 Pokémon including Mewtwo? Well, some said that in the japanese Blue version (mainly becuz Pokemon Red&Blue in America were based from the Blue version in Japan) you were given a Honor Ball with Mew inside it instead of the diploma.... but this was easily proven to be false.

Well, this is as much info as I can give out for this part, expect part two shortly, also, I'm preparing daily creepys as a request I saw in one of the comments of a post Pérez erased, and part two of the Mystery Duelist saga I was making, so tune in on us for a shot a those!!

Smell ya later Underworlders!! 
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