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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Creepypasta Bonanza! (Halloween Motif)

Yo people of the Underworld, Rickz Jaggerjaquez here, I have been inactive for quite some time and I want to apologize for that, but I'll at least give you a rundown on what happened...
1) They cut my internet becuz I hadn't payed the month so I actually didn't have a way into the blog
2) I've been pretty much busy with classes T_T
3) I couldn't find time to even enter the blog :/

But now things are different, so I'll be able to catch up on what I owe, until now, I think I only owe the Pokégod... but well that story is kinda funny, I have to look out the info again becuz the site I was using as reference kinda died, but I will make them with anticipation and dish out specific date and time to publish the parts that are missing, so no problema with that also :D

Also I'm working on a new vid for the channel, those who saw our Kingdom Hearts Box Opening know what to expect, so check out the channel to see it head on xD

I also wanted to unform you guys that Sunday, Regionals were held here in Honduras, and I managed 9th place with my Blackwing deck, considering it was my first time and Blackwings are tier 3-4 as of now, I'm pretty proud of my achievement, even though it pains my that I could have actually made it Top 8 and I had a 4-0 record going on until an Infernity decimated me DX But next time it'll be different :D

BTW This 3 creepys are part of the special I'm making to commemorate Halloween and my recently passed bday as well xD so this creepy falls today and tomorrow 31st I'm uploading 3 more :3

Anyways the hell with off topics, I bring you sexy and out-of-the-oven creepypastas :D Remember not all creepys are supposed to scare you, some exist just to give out a message, other specialize in scaring the crap outta you or ruining your childhood, which is precisely what I'll do now xD for those who don't know about this I'm sorry, but you'll eventually find out, I prefer you to be warned :P IKUZO!! I'll take you on a wild ride!! Ohh wait MUSICA... MAESTRO!!

I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed.

There just isn't one.

I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it.

Now, since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the SpongeBob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months.

Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead animators and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work" instead of "Rock-a-bye-Bivalve" when SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card "Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke.

One of the interns did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky music plays as is normal. The story began with Squidward practicing his clarinet, hitting a few sour notes like normal. We hear SpongeBob laughing outside and Squidward stops, yelling at him to keep it down as he has a concert that night and needs to practice. SpongeBob says okay and goes to see Sandy with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off.

While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight murmuring in the crowd before they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear malice in it.

Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers, we didn't question its appeal to children yet.

The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over his eyes and cried quietly for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest.

The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality.

Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 seconds of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced.

The lead animation editor paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still photo of a dead child. He couldn't have been more than 6. The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his upturned face, popped. He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road.

The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the child's death. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke.

The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo.

The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child. She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one intern, the only female in the room, ran out. The show resumed.

About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Squidward went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this episode. They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams.

Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames.
The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the photo was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was different. The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound by a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickling down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowly lift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink.

The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. Mr. Hillenburg arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the editor just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "DO IT" and we see in Squidward's hands a shotgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bed, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankly at it. Then the episode ends.

Mr. Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed.

The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day nobody does.

There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things.

Jujuju nice one, I actually enjoyed this one, mainly becuz I do enjoy Spongebob xD ok on to the next one, go for broke! DJ bring teh music!!
I've been watching lets plays of Pokemon Stadium on YouTube recently, and They have brought back some great old memories, specifically the mini games. Me and my Brother used to get in to some very heated mini game duels and such, just like any other siblings. To the point of staying up many nights just hammering away on those A and B buttons. These times were great and I love them, but I want to tell you a story.

I swore never to tell anyone about this but here I am, typing this up. I was perusing around the internet recently for an N64 emulator. One that worked well and could run most games. I came across an emulator called Project 64. I found it easy to use and very convenient. I went crazy over the thought of how many old games I could now play again. DK 64, Mario Kart 64, some of the Mario Partys, and most of all, my beloved stadium. I found roms of all of the games I wanted and put them in a folder on my desktop. All of the games came in ZIP folders which I found pretty common on the internet and when you unzip them you usually get a READ THIS file and the rom.

"I was ready to play Pokemon Stadium again"...I regret every word of that last sentence. After unzipping that file The contents of that folder were a bit strange. The usual READ ME file name was changed to DON'T READ THIS. I thought it was some joke the uploader was pulling. I decided not to tempt fate and just started the game up. The game file was called Stadium.n64 a common thing in emulation and roms to see. Upon the game starting up, the normal Pikachu cry you hear at the Nintendo logo was not to be heard, but then the cut scene happened.

You remember that cut scene don't you? The Pokemon showing off in 3D and all, none of that was to be found in what I was playing. All I heard was a low pitched version of the music that plays during the cut scene. It was very unsettling at first but I was not prepared for what came next. When the title screen appeared the only thing there was the title itself. No Pokemon in the background, no music, nothing.

I thought, "OK this guy is messing with me." I pressed the A button and It went straight to the mode select screen. It skipped the screen where it showed what controllers were connected. Upon looking at the menu more I could see the sky was a dark red color. Kinda like the night sky for the round two part of the game. The Magneton cursor was still there but They had no magnets around them, just the circle part of them was there. I saw what appeared to be a really depressed Charmander walking around the menu and I said "Well... that's new..." I moved the cursor over the mini games and was ready to play when the Charmander stopped the Magneton in its path. All Charmander did was, held out his arm and then looked at me and shook his head in a disagreeing motion.

I thought "perhaps now wouldn't be a good time for mini games huh?" Charmander just kept looking at me with a really sad look in his eyes and then pointed towards the free battle stadium. I remembered what it looked like in my old game, it had two Pokemon standing across from each other, but now it just had two sad looking Ghastlys looking at me. Charmander pointed towards the gym leader castle. Which was nothing... It had been reduced to nothing but rubble. Charmander urged me to pick the gym leader castle.

When I did finally pick it, The music was a low demonic rumble of what had appeared to be the music that normally plays on that select screen. I went ahead and moved the magneton cursor over the remains of what what appeared to be Brock's castle. The image that appeared in the little box was one I never hope to see again. The image showed Brock with one eye missing and blood coming out of the other one. Again with a very solemn look on his face. Charmander then appeared out of the corner and shook his head. A text box appeared over charmander and it said "WHO DID THIS? WHAT DID HE DO TO DESERVE THIS?" The cursor then moved up to Mistys rubble of castle. She appeared to have no hair and a part of her brain could be seen coming out of her head in the picture, and like everything before she had a very, very sad look on her face. I couldn't take much more of this when charmader's text box appeared once again. This time it said "WHY DO WE ALL HAVE TO SUFFER LIKE THIS? WHO MADE US DO THIS?" Not wanting to go further up in the rubble I frantically pressed the B button. I then was back at the mode select screen. Charmander soon appeared, He then pointed to the stadium. I never thought a choice box would appeared, but one did.

It asked, "Would you like to visit the stadium?" "YES" "NO" Thinking to myself "I really don't want to hurt Charmander's feelings" I went ahead and selected yes. Once inside, the stadium modes appeared normal, but in the pictures again had Pokemon with very sad looks on their faces. Some missing body parts, eyes, even some with stitched up mouths. Charmander appeared again, shaking his head like normal, then his text box appeared. "ALL WE WANTED TO DO IS PLAY." "WHY DID SHE HAVE TO HURT US LIKE THIS?" Not knowing who this "she" was, I just shook my head. Charmander then took me over to Professor Oak's lab.

Oak then appeared, He was missing an eye, and he had a stitched up mouth. All it said in the green text box was "...w-why?..." Charmader then took me to the trophy hall. Apparently all of trophies had been unlocked and then Charmander started to take me down that long painful hall. Most of the trophies of the smaller Pokemon had been crying tears of blood and all of the trophies of the bigger Pokemon had, stitched up mouths and missing body parts. Some of their eyes seem to have been getting bigger when we went farther down the hall. At the end of the long walk. We then reached charmanders trophy plate. He put his head down and started to cry...

When he looked back at me he was missing an eye and was crying tears of blood, but this time had a very angry look on his face. He took me to the mini game plaza, Nothing was there. Everything was ablaze. My childhood had been crushed. Charmader then appeared then a text box saying "DO YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME?" "YES" "NO" I quickly picked yes. Charmander then started up the Run Rattatata Run minigame. But It had no rattatas. Just charmader, I had to play with him. The normal walls that you had to jump over were now spike plates. I missed one and the game was over.

Charmander then appeared, he had three puncture holes in his stomach. He then said "LETS PLAY MORE" He then took me to the Clafairy says mini game. Which had been replaced with Gengar as the teacher. This Gengar had the worst stitched up mouth I had seen that night. The game then started. "ATTENTION!" "REMEMBER THIS!" <- -> <- -> . One ghastly and charmander had got it wrong. The hammer came out. SMASH! SMASH! SMASH! Charmander had lost his left harm. The ghastly had been reduced to a pool of purple blood....The game ended. Charmander then said "MORE FUN. COME ON LETS PLAY MORE." He then took me to the Rock Harden mini game. Charmander was the only one on the playing field. 3! 2! 1! GO! I then thought to my self..."Oh no! Charmander can't use harden!" BONK! BONK! BONK! Charmander had then lost his tail. The game ended.

Charmander then said "One...more...just play one more with me..." He then took me Thundering Dynamo. I thought "No way in hell this could be good" The game started 3! 2! 1! GO! Almost immediately the thunder was unleashed, ZAP! ZAP! BEZZZZERRRT! ZAP!. Charmander's body had been reduced to ash...The screen cut to black. Text then appeared "What has happened here tonight must never been spoken of. You must not re-tell this story in anyway, or YOU will be next." Guess I'm next huh?

I still wonder why Charmander wanted to go through all of that pain. I never did boot that rom up ever again. The .txt file called "DO NOT READ THIS" Is still untouched. I have never been able to look at Pokemon Stadium the same way ever again.
Why Charmander why?! T_T *wipes tears off¨* ok the final one for today... T_T

Well I was playing Minecraft at 2 am one day. It was dark and I was over my house standing guard in the background when I saw a black figure with two red eyes (I did not know it was called Enderman). I panicked a lot because that shit increasingly came closer and closer. What I was traumatized of was that at dawn it did not burn like other monsters, so I got to my house, I saved the game and turned off my pc. The next day, when I played, the Enderman was nowhere to be found. I spent the day thinking about that shit while Minecrafting and when it got dark, I saw two endermen, but they already were normal. The next day Danny told me that Enderman can only have black eyes, and I had chills up my spine D:
And Danny also found no more explanation except that he was possessed or my illegal copy of the game was hacked XD

Sounds familiar? Yeah, that's Pérez speach right there this creepy happened to him xD

Yare yare... I guess this is it for now, tomorrow I catch up with the final round of creepys commemorating Halloween :D

See ya later Underworlders!!
Because two guns are always better than one.
Rickz Jaggerjaquez

Sunday, October 7, 2012

The strongest servant in Fate/Zero

Good morning/evening/noon/night depending the time you may be reading this. The purpose of my post is quite simple, I want to write a really freaking cool argument that ranks the servants that appear in Fate/Zero (if you haven't seen the anime or light novel I highly suggest it is a must-see material). I really love this anime so I think that now that I have studied every servant and their abilities I can create a non-noob list completely impartial to every servant. Note that if you disagree it's perfectly OK, I can't demand you to think the way I do. Without further filler (of course I'll put he overview as always), I will begin my list.

This list consists on a ranking of the servants that appear in Fate/Zero from weakest to the most overpowered, I will put the reasons why I ranked them this way in every position. If you feel confused by my explanation then go see a doctor. I placed a stat diagram which shows the strength of parameters, it's quite easy to understand.
The stat follow this order:

(Assassin) Hassan-i Sabbah
I just want to mention something and is a little fact, you see my reader, the Assassin that appears in Fate/Zero is not one servant, but 80 of them! Yes, you didn't misread or I misspelled, they are 80 servants. Multiple incarnations of Assassin, despite being so many his stats are quite mediocre and are:
-Strength: D
-Endurance: D
-Agility: B
-Mana: E and
-Luck: B,
which are the worst sum of stats of all classes. The Assassin class is a special class since they cannot handle a servant properly, neither can they fight them with overwhelming power, the only good thing the Assassin class know is: stabbing a master from the shadows and being very silent, they don't have any other abilities. The Assassins also are quite fragile and very weak since Rider took 2 at the same time with Little effort and Gilgamesh finished one with bare effort, later in the series Rider defeats the remaining 77 Assassins with his noble Phantasm and the fight lasted less tan a minute, sorry but even with numerical force they just are pretty weak.
(Caster) Gilles of Rais
AKA as Bluebeard, this guy is a sadistic sociopath that likes to kill children and believes that Saber is Joan of arc, still that's another story for another timethe reason he is not up there is quite simple, the caster class is next to the assassin class, the weakest class in the holy grail war. They usually tend to be the first to fall not to mention their stats are quite mediocre with the exception of their great mana stat. The caster class stats are:
-Strength: E
-Endurance: E
-Agility: C
-Mana: A and
-Luck: B,
which aren't too favorable against a melee based opponent like Lancer or Berserker. Now with the actual feats he made, he really couldn't fight in a straight fight against any other servant and required a good amount of prep time just to be in the same grounds with Saber. The prep time he needs to be effective is his greatest weakness since he needs to: gather hosts for his demons, summon the demons, supply himself with mana, plan a way to flee in case he gets screwed ,etc… his greatest weapon with his noble phantasm Cthulhu (which is basically he summoning a giant octopus) was quite fearsome since the intervention o f 3 servants was needed to stop him. The Cthulhu form enables him to regenerate wounds at incredible speeds, but if destroyed with a single hit everything is doomed, and actually that happened when Gilles met Excalibur… sorry Bluebeard, you ain't going higher

(Lancer) Diarmuid Ua Duibhne
This guy is just awesome! He is a noble knight, a ladies-man without even trying and a force to be reckoned of. He is probably along with Saber and Berserker the best melee class. His stats are also very good in all aspects which are:
-Strength: B
-Endurance: C
-Agility: A
-Mana: D and
-Luck: E.
His noble phantasm consists in two lances, a long red lance known as Gae Derg that makes magical weapons, armor and any other magical related item useless, the short yellow spear he wields known as Gae Buidhe has the effect of making the wounds caused by the use of this weapon to never heal unless the lance is broken. He is frankly one of the top dogs classes with Archer and Saber since these 3 classes are highly resistant or immune to magic. He is very agile and strong, a complete master with his lances and mind playing. The only reason he is not up there is because he doesn't have a “if I activate this noble phantasm I automatically win” or” I use this you're cells are gone”. Despite this, he would murder and butcher the Caster in a spontaneous combat and Assassin. he was a formidable opponent to Saber even reaching the point to harm her (of course if Saber would had Avalon at the time she would had stomped him like nothing)! Still he is one of my favorite servants for his noble personality and heart. Still Diarmuid you ain't going higher.

(Berserker) Lancelot
Copying what Rider said to define him I say : “To be a crazy dog, he is really skilled”. The Berserker class just like the Assassin class has limited supply of skills which consist in basically “get pumped up with my mad enhancement and destroy things! Argh!” and that is what a Berserker is, a beast which fights like a madman crushing everything in his path with amazing speed and strength, however this is not for free since the Berserker class is in fact the class that drains their master's mana supply like a giant vacuum. So if you ever have one of these they will literally eat your mana until you die( in the first 4 holy grail wars all the masters of a Berserker died due to the extreme fatigue of feeding their servant). The Berserker stats are quite low when not in mad enhancement, however when they use it, be prepared… his base stats are:
-Strength: C
-Endurance: D
-Agility: D
-Mana: E and
-Luck: E.
Alright, that seems a bit low if you see well, but as I said when they use mad enhancement they rise to clouds. The Berserker that appears in Fate/Zero is a complete badass in the full sense of the word. He faced Gilgamesh and survived! He can take anything he grabs and turn it into his weapon (a Rank D weapon) and can morph like Mystique. He is very fast, agile, resistant and strong. The only thing this guy needs to be on the top is brain and a super population destructive weapon. When he transforms into Lancelot, he gains his “true” weapon Arondight, a sword that could be called a “sister” of Excalibur, but not as strong as Excalibur. His strength,speed, and by far his coolness makes him a complete badass knight. Still my dear friend, the black knight won't go higher due to the fact he was defeated by a Saber without Avalon and survived with Gilgamesh by sheer luck since Gil wasn't fighting seriously. I highly think that if Ricardo ever watches Fate/Zero he will like this guy as much as I like him. Still you are well ranked.

(Rider) Alexander the great or Iskandar
Remember what I said about Diarmuid being awesome? This guy is even cooler and stronger! Not to mention he is the most charismatic character in Fate/Zero. The Rider class is a bit hard to explain since they are always so different in the methods or weapons they use to fight. Any definition I could give would be too rigid, but I can say a ll Rider servant has a hell of a noble phantasm and usually “ride” something to attack. In the case of Iskandar, he rides a chariot carried by divine bulls that are from his daddy Zeus. The rider class stats are:
-Strength: D
-Endurance: D
-Agility: B
-Mana: C and
-Luck: E
He is a demigod and thus is stronger than a mere mortal. The bulls that carry his chariot can fly, allowing him to reach incredible distances quickly. He can attack as a melee and as a ranged warrior since he can throw up lightnings (remember who his daddy is). He is a tall muscular man of great force, but his true power lies in his charisma and personality which have earned him the tittled of one of the most popular servants (he is my third favorite servant, and this is just coincidence). Despite Rider's skills are great, his noble phantasm is something may cause you to pee yourself. His noble phantasm Ionian Hetairo (march of the King) creates a reality marble (basically a place in your mind outside reality) which brings ALL HIS ARMY! Seriously, his army is fearsome and BIG, more than a million brave soldiers butchering you! His noble phantasm is so powerful that with Gilgamesh's Gate of Babylon they are considered EX noble phantasms or so powerful that they are in a league of their own. Despite that even Ionian Hetairo is very powerful, it was unable to defeat Gilgamesh (sad moment for me when he died ). Still, Rider you are one of he top dogs here and just for a funny fact the top 3 is made only by kings XD. Still this guy is just freaking awesome, but being the King of all conquerors won't make you get higher. If you wanna see his broken noble phantasm here is a link to it:

(Saber) Arturia Pendragon or King Arthur
I will not lie here. She is my favorite servant and the one i really cheer up since she is so calm, cute and very kindhearted, but at the same time reserved. She is called in many times to be the “best class” since the Saber class which are basically knights that wield swords have base stats of:
-Strength: A
-Endurance: B
-Agility: B
-Mana: C and
-Luck: D,
which by the sum of stats are the highest of all classes. She is very fast and strong. Her ability of invisible air makes her sword invisible to the foes' eye. She has a special ability that was granted by the lady in the lake and consists in the fact she cannot sink and can walk in the water like I am Weasel. She is extremely good in melee fights like Lancer and Berserker, even reaching the point of being the pinnacle of melee skills. She has a natural skill which allows her to heal like Wolverine as time passes, but one of the things that makes her so feared among other servants is her divine sword Excalibur which is an A+++ noble phantasm. The ability of Excalibur allows her to send burst stream of light that destroys anything it comes in contact with. It is so powerful it defeated a giant octopus with a single hit and destroyed even the holy grail container. Her true brokenness comes when the sheath of Excalibur, Avalon, comes to play. With Avalon, any injury Saber receives is automatically repaired and projectiles are canceled. Which, if you have half a brain, know that you are pretty much screwed with this. If she has Avalon, she can fight eternally without fatigue and her mana is also replenished, which means Excaliblasts all day. Despite being my dear favorite servant and being plain broken, she is not number one. Sorry Arturia, even being the King of England won't take down the King of heroes… if you wanna see how broken Excalibur really is take a look at this:

(Archer) Gilgamesh
Despite Danny dislikes him, he is the most broken servant ever! His base stats aren't really that important for him, but I will put them and they are:
-Strength: C
-Endurance: C
-Agility: C,
-Mana: E and
-Luck: E
The thing that makes Gilgamesh so damn broken is that he is “ the King to whom all treasures were granted”. This means he has more tan 1000 weapons, wine from the best quality, a flying machine (don't know how he got it), paints, sculptures and even an eternal youth elixir. There vast fortune is stored in a dimensional gate known as Gates of Babylon. Gilgamesh can access them at anytime and everyplace he wants to, but you may ask this: “OK he has many stuff, but how is he the strongest?” Well, the question is answered with the fact that he can summon this vast number of weapons of all type at any moment and span your opponent to death summoning blades, spears, scythes, and even chains. This technique is extremely effective since in Fate/Stay Night, he defeated Lancer in less than 12 seconds and took down Heracles 12 lives without a scratch. He defeated Rier and his vast army with his single and most powerful weapon known as Ea. Ea is the strongest weapon to date in the Fate franchise since it is the only “anti-world weapon” that annihilates anything. It is so powerful that Gilgamesh only uses it against worthy opponents like Rider or Saber. He has a chain named after his best friend called Enkidu which is an “anti-god weapon” that binds gods and demons to it, leaving them powerless. Even the creator of the franchise Kinoko Nasu has stated that if Gilgamesh would fight seriously he could easily defeat the other six servants in a day. The only flaw he has is his extreme overconfidence and arrogance since he usually doesn't go seriously against his foes or even considering them foes. He is definitely the ultimate servant.

Final words.
If you read to this point I'm quite amazed. Nah, just joking. Still it was very fun to do this and even more for you to comment on this. If you disagree, I would like to see your opinions so that I can learn since I don't think I know it all. Still, I hope you can comment on this and watch Fate/Zero. Without further ado have a nice morning/noon/night my readers.